You probably have your gems but just in case you’re running out of ideas. I know I am!
10. Have children.
9. Start tweeting.
8. Watch Rebecca Ferguson on Youtube. Over and over and over.
7. Check out property online in Western Australia.
6. Run a nit comb through your hair. Just in case.
5. Try to get rid of your excess books. It will take up hours of time and the two slim tomes you manage to part with will be put firmly back in the bookcase by your husband.
4. Push back the skin of your face to see what you looked like 20 years ago.
3. Spy on the neighbors. Wonder if guns and ammunition could fit in the Amazon packages they seem to receive daily.
2. Start a blog.
1. Research plastic surgery options like this.
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